"This is (mumbles) from the Whirlpool Corporation. That refrigerator you ordered, the one that we promised to deliver on Friday? Well, there's a little problem."
"Why am I not surprised?"
"Sir, that refrigerator will not be available for delivery until Nov. 26."
"Is that the same November 26 that's the day after Thanksgiving, the one where every kitchen in the freakin' United States of America uses their refrigerator the most?"
"Uh,yes sir. That is our first available date."
"What happened to my previous available date, the day after tomorrow?"
"Sir, that date is no longer available for the model you purchased."
"I have an idea. One of the stores I shopped at had three of those models in their warehouse. Go get one of theirs and then replace it at the first available date."
"Mr. Williams, I'm sorry but we can't do that."
"Lady you work for a huge company. I think you folks are big enough to do about anything you want to."
"Tell you what, why don't the Missus and I bring our family over to your house for Thanksgiving dinner? Assuming you have space available of course."
"Thank you for buying Whirlpool Mr. Williams. Goodbye."